Hey, It’s for Charity or Did I Make Out with You on the Patio?

Happy Monday! First off, Mom didn’t come with me to the dart benefit, which meant that I could drink my face off. I did…oh yes I did…

Sold all the Jello shots, which I thought was amazing considering the turnout. Won a bottle of liquor in a raffle. Think I manhandled some strippers, and I know I danced with drag queens.

Seth called me yesterday to see how I was doing. Told him I was crusty through and through. He then told me that I had made out with some random on the patio at Kobalt. Don’t remember that at all. Not a good sign.

So now the question is who was this guy (if people are not f’ing with me)? Which leads to other questions, such as, what was the hot factor? How old?

Not pretty.

Think I am still paying for it today…the hangover I mean.

Then there was the straightish guy. He is into drag queens and trannies. Think I caught a ride with him from Cruisin…that’s when things started getting fuzzy. Ended up at Kobalt for the drag show…had a good time (I think). Lol

Anyway..that was my Saturday.

Remember to kiss responsibly.

DM